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- What's up, I'm Ryoto. - I'm Megwin.
- I'm Hyakko. - I'm Hyakko.
Last time, we asked you to pick a sexy actress out of you five, right?
- Yes, we did. - We were happy about it.
We got a lot of comments saying, "It's sad that you're not an AV actress."
I was really upset about it too.
- Oh, you were the one with the wink? - Yes.
- It was embarrassing. - You were beautiful.
- I wanted to do this again. - Okay.
- This time, it's the other way around. - Okay.
- We'll pick the same actress. - Oh, I see.
You're really motivated, aren't you?
- It's true that I love actresses. - Okay.
I love actresses so much that I've recently become one of them.
- You admire them. - Yes, I admire them.
One of you five is an actress.
And that actress has lied about having sex with you before.
- So, you're all experienced actresses? - Yes, we are.
The rules are the same as last time.
We'll find the same actress in seven questions.
- Seven? - Seven, huh?
- That's important. - I want to ask a lot of questions, but...
- You're lying about having sex with me, right? - Yes, I am.
- This is fun. - You're so cute.
- Okay, are you going to point fingers at me? - You can tell by my face, right?
- That's true. - I want to see more of you.
- Okay, please close your eyes. - Okay.
I'll point my fingers at you.
- Okay, we're ready, so please open your eyes. - Okay.
- One, two... - Here we go!
- Wait. - That's weird!
- Wait! - Wait a minute!
- Yumemaru! - Yumemaru!
- What is it? - Spun!
- There's a spun! - What?!
- Um... I didn't expect it. - What do you mean you didn't expect it?!
- I called you! - What do you mean you didn't expect it?!
- We were talking about this project a little while ago, right? - Yeah.
- And we were talking about whether we should write an interesting story. - We lost!
- We ended up getting kicked out in the middle of it.
- I was like, "What?! No way!" - That's true.
- I couldn't say anything about this project. - Yeah.
- Don't say "interesting" or "cool" like that! - No, no, no!
- Well... - No, it's in the middle of it.
- It's in the middle of it! This time it's in the middle of it! - That's true.
- I really don't know what Kawaji-kun thinks. - I don't know what he thinks.
- I don't know, but... Is there any way?
It's pretty...how do you say it...secretive, isn't it?
It doesn't really talk about female relationships.
Yeah, I've never heard of it.
Okay, so let's get into the self-introduction.
Oh, okay!
Can you do it for me?
I'm Ayumu Mukai, 21 years old from Fukushima.
I usually go to college and work as an actor.
Thank you in advance.
I see.
21 years old is a big age.
21 years old college student is an actor?
Are you sure you're young?
That's right.
I came from Oita Prefecture.
I'm the manager of a BBQ restaurant.
I'm a genius and a big fan of BBQ.
Thank you in advance.
Wait a minute.
How did you become the manager of a BBQ restaurant in Oita Prefecture?
There are many reasons.
I see.
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 28 years old.
I see.
Wow, you're young.
I'm 28 years old.
You're 28 years old and a manager.
What about you?
I'm 26 years old and I'm from Osaka.
My name is Hasegawa.
I usually work as a hotel and YouTuber manager.
Thank you in advance.
Next.
I'm 24 years old and I'm from Osaka.
I'm an actor.
Are you an actor?
I don't think you can set up a hotel.
That's right.
Thank you in advance.
I'm Uchiyama, born in 1993.
I'm 23 years old.
My favorite idol is young Shimazaki.
I'm 23 years old.
Wow, that's amazing.
This is exciting.
It's getting fun.
This is difficult.
Don't you want to know?
What do you want to say now?
Instinct?
Instinct.
That's the only way to know you're the youngest.
I think so, too.
I don't want to waste my time thinking about this.
I'd like to ask you a question.
This is the first time, so I'll ask you without playing.
You've had sex, haven't you?
The first move usually starts with a kiss, right?
What do you do next after a kiss?
I'm suddenly convinced.
After a kiss?
After a kiss is a hug.
I see.
What about now?
Now...
I see.
I touch your belly.
My belly?
What do you mean?
I put my clothes in my pants.
I see.
What do you think, No.4?
I like his neck.
Oh, I see.
It's like this.
I like his oriental style.
Oh, I see.
What do you think, No.5?
I like his navel from top to bottom.
I don't think it's a good idea for people like you who shave their ears.
I like his neck.
I don't like No.4 anymore.
And I like his set-up.
You're an actor.
I think you only have different reasons.
What should I ask you?
Can I ask you without playing around?
Yes, you can.
What did you think of when you first drew a manko?
I remember that there was a big gap between me and him.
I see.
I don't think it's easy for an old man to lie like this.
I see.
He doesn't know about manko itself.
It's hard for me to say what I think.
I see.
I can't say what I think like you.
What did you think of when you first drew a manko?
It's cool.
What are you talking about?
You're talking about many things.
I'll ask you about No.3, 1, 2, and 4.
I didn't think he smelled good from the beginning.
I thought he smelled like a woman.
So you don't think there's a big gap between you and him?
No.1.
He's innocent.
Oh, I see.
I'll ask you about No.2.
Okay.
I...
I'm not good at sniffing.
I'm worried about his behavior.
I think he's innocent, too.
What? What? What?
It's different.
It's not the same thing.
It's different.
Let's ask No. 4 and 3.
I don't remember anything.
I don't know.
I don't remember this, either.
But you know...
Don't you sprinkle something?
What do you sprinkle?
Honey.
You're not the only one.
Which one is more shocking for you, Tetsuya?
Ever since I was a kid, I've always wanted to eat rice.
Then I thought it would taste like butter and soy sauce rice.
But after a day of dating, I took a shower and got sick.
That's why I'm still shocked.
If it's true, you must have stayed in a hotel for a year.
In real life, it's been two and a half years.
You've been dating for a long time.
Which one is more shocking for you, Tetsuya?
Do you want me to give you an easy one?
Tell me your favorite posture and why you like it.
Do you want me to lie?
Do you want me to start with you, Tetsuya?
Yes.
Number one.
I like simple and normal things.
Oh.
Why?
Because I can see my partner's face.
Oh.
This is a bit of a drawback.
It's frustrating, isn't it?
Number two.
Number three.
I like...
baths.
Oh!
Do you like simple things?
Do you like baths?
It's easy for me to take a bath.
Oh.
It's easy for you to take a bath?
I see.
I've been taking a bath a lot lately.
I don't know if I should say it right away.
You haven't taken a bath in a while, have you?
That's why I like normal things.
Can you adjust it yourself?
No, no, no.
What's with that face?
I haven't taken a bath yet.
Really?
You know what?
I've already prepared something.
Me too.
This situation is funny.
That's right.
Okay, Goman-san.
Number two.
Oh.
But the reason is the same as his.
Why is it so popular?
That's right.
That's really...
Goman-san.
Look.
It's a rotating bag from the toilet.
That's right.
You're exaggerating.
You look like you're exaggerating.
I'm not sure if it's funny or not.
It's really funny.
Is it too funny?
It's really funny.
I see.
There are four more things I haven't decided yet.
Can I say it?
Yes.
When you're in a hurry,
Tell me that you're about to say it.
When you're in a hurry, Tell me that you're about to say it.
That's a pretty embarrassing question.
That's an amazing question.
Number three.
Wait a minute.
Let me take a break.
He's calm.
I see.
Number one.
Time.
That's real.
Number two.
When you're in a hurry, Tell me that you're about to say it.
And then you say, "I'm sorry."
When you're in a hurry, Tell me that you're about to say it.
I'll say it right away.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's definitely not what you said.
I've said it a lot of times.
When I was traveling, I said it a lot of times.
You're number one in the barbeque restaurant.
I was caught on the phone.
Number four.
Wait a minute.
That's real.
Let me take a break.
Number five.
Time.
I go to the bathroom and say "I'm sorry" to you honestly.
I pee, too.
I'm going to try lying a little.
I'm going to ask you about your first ex.
What kind of person and what kind of situation did you do it in?
Number three.
I met him on tinder.
Oh!
Wow, it's real.
I didn't know you'd start with that.
I started by looking for friends.
I went out to play and came back home.
Wow!
When you first started tinder, did you think it was okay?
I'm starting to doubt you.
You are!
I don't doubt you that much.
Yeah.
Number one.
I was with my girlfriend at the time of my 20s and I was at my house.
It wasn't last year.
It was a year ago.
Number two.
I was drinking with my friends at the bar.
Two girls came home and I stopped them.
I kissed them on the cheek and went back to the hotel.
Wow!
That's the first time.
Number four.
I was with my girlfriend at the time of my 20s and I was at my house.
It's all likely, isn't it, number four?
Is it effective?
Well, listen to me for a moment.
I was kicked out of a motel at Sompland in Kinshicho, Korea.
I don't know if it's true, but it's true.
The question I asked earlier is the first and last.
I don't have a girlfriend now, but I haven't had one since I broke up with my girlfriend about half a year ago.
I went to my wife's house.
When did you go?
About a week ago.
I broke up with my girlfriend about March of last year and that was the last time.
Well...
I don't remember.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
It's been a while.
That's probably true, but I'm not lying.
Ryo-san, do you have a girlfriend you don't have sex with?
Not at all.
What do you say to her?
She's mine!
I don't have experience, but I say I'm tired.
She's mine!
I don't say "I'm tired" to her.
She's mine!
That's not one of my favorite things.
That's true.
I thought you would say that when you were single.
I want to find hope in you.
I want you to be pure.
We're laughing too much right now.
There are a lot of people who think it's funny.
I don't think it's funny.
Please say what you just said.
She's mine!
No.1 and no.3 only have sex with girls.
That's right.
No.3 only has sex with people who are not girls.
It's almost the same for me and Ryo-san.
It's difficult.
It's almost the same for me and Ryo-san.
I'm sure you've had sex with girls a few times.
That's right.
I have a senior in sex with girls in the world.
That's right.
It would be funny if a virgin in this situation said she was a virgin.
No.1 and no.3 only have sex with girls in the world.
Let's start with virgins in the world.
Virgins in the world...
Do your best!
I might not like tools...
Maybe you're right...
The third one...
Gents in the world...
You might think you're different, but you're actually the same.
It's real.
I see.
Let's listen to the second one.
Gents in the world...
It's not the goal after you get into the house.
It's the beginning.
You made a mistake!
You're different from here to here.
The fourth one...
Gents in the world...
Pay attention to women's signs.
Can I ask you about it?
When you go to a woman's house or stay at a woman's house, you go out.
A great senior told you that it was rude.
You should think about it and accept it.
But you're still learning.
I see.
I think I have that way of thinking.
You're smart.
Gents in the world...
The first thing you do is say what you like.
And you cherish that person.
Bye!
The video is over.
We've answered all of your questions.
I don't know if it's good or bad, but I'd like you to say it one more time.
You just said "good luck."
Can I say it one more time?
Yes.
Gents in the world...
Hold a rubber band.
It's like holding a sword.
Hold a rubber band.
It doesn't matter.
It's important.
I think it's number one.
I can't give up number three, but I can't give up number one.
That's right.
Number three was great.
Have you decided?
Yes.
Who do you think it is?
One, two...
Number one!
I see. Number one said gents in the world.
Gents in the world...
Raise your hand!
Yes.
You've been eaten!
You've done it!
I'm frustrated!
Frustrated!?
What!?
Karaage!
You've done it!
Are you serious!?
Karaage!?
You've done it!
I'm frustrated!
Do you want to date someone you like at first sight?
No, I don't.
I don't care about money.
Why do you like him?
It's just a coincidence.
It's a coincidence.
Karaage might be cute.
You look like you like him at first sight.
No way!
You're lying about everything.
I'm just pretending to like him.
I see.
You're an actor.
Wow!
Who is he?
He is...
a genius I met in Oita.
He made me laugh until morning.
He told me to come out someday.
Did you come all the way to Oita?
Yes, I did.
Thank you very much.
No.4 is also a man.
Yes, he is.
No.5 is also a man.
I'm almost a man.
You're just turning around.
I see.
Let's give each of us 10,000 yen.
Let's give it to Karaage.
That's a good idea.
We'll give you money.
If you say "Go ahead," what will you say?
I'd like to go there.
That's a good idea.
I'd like to go there.
It was fun.
It's something we can't do easily.
And it's a miracle for us who lost it.
We felt a little lonely.
Karaage is something we don't have.
Let's continue to eat Karaage.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you very much.
Bye bye.